I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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