im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
can u get pink eye on your cock?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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