Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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