he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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