bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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