chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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