just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
COCAINE IS GR8
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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