i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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