If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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