i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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