I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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