Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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