It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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