no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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