i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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