I need help removing her.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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