the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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