guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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