just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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