bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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