OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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