yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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