4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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