i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She tied me up with her honor cords...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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