You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
that is very illegal...i love you.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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