is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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