I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
