nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The uberlube is also flammable
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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