He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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