I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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