omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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