IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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