Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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