this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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