So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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