his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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