no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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