She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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