I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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