hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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