i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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