i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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