Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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