the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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