I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
