no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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