the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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