Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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