Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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