Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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