i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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