guys are not supposed to queef...right?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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