I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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