i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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