The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
tell me about the fingering
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