I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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