So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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