How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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