Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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